- A: Hey man, you’re gonna love this…
- B: …
- A: Okay, so two blond..
- B: Stop. That’s racist.
- A: …What?
- B: That’s racist.
- A: How?
- B: Race is defined by the differences in physical appearance in a species, most commonly pigmentation. So that’s racist.
- A: …Okay. Let me start over. So two priests..
- B: What kind of priest?
- A: Does that really matter?
- B: Yes. Because if they are muslim, then that’s islamophobic, which is racist.
- A: How is that racist?! You just said, race is defined by physical appearance!
- B: Racism is hate against a group of people. So islamohobia is a new kind of racism.
- A: …Siiigh. Okay, okay. So two oranges..
- B: Is this going to be a Trump joke? Because if so I’m not interested.
- A: I give up.
- B: Why? I have a good sense of humor. Tell the joke.
Tell a joke. I dare you.